Definition of flyover man: Lives in most of the USA; the part that bi-coastal man flies over.
Definition of bi-coastal man: Lives in big cities on both U.S. coasts; NYC, Boston, Seattle, Portland, San Fran, L.A.
Flyover man gets 200 lb. pumpkin from farm stand. Bi-coastal man gets pumpkin at Whole Foods (organic).
Flyover man cleans out insides with gas powered post hole digger. Bi-coastal man cleans out insides with melon baller.
Flyover man cuts out face on pumpkin with Bowie knife. Bi-coastal man cuts out face on pumpkin with those plastic tools that are “safe” to use.
Trick or treat goodies: Flyover man: skoal. Bi-coastal man – organic veggies.
Flyover rocks pictured in this blog: Three purple Tiffany stones – left stone $100, middle $75, right $50. Red/orange agate from the San Rafael Swell, $60. St. George paisley shaped green moss agate, $125.